"I Like My Eggs Fertilized!"
Alright. As you all may know, my first novel The Closeted Life of Claude Hartel is being released tomorrow (July 23rd). Ahhh! I am going a little crazy and trying to make sure I've got everything prepared, ready, and polished for an awesome premiere. But I thought I'd give one real quick update on everything. So, our frozen eggs from our donor in California are pretty much packaged up and being sent out for delivery at this moment. They'll arrive in Madison on July 30th. Yippee! Wow. Shiznit's got real, that's for sure. It only cost about $20,000! Eek! Of course, like always, we have the worst luck ever. Our fertility clinic closes down every year for the first two weeks of August so their staff can go on vacation and get some relaxation time. That's like the day after our eggs arrive. So we'll have to wait until after that break for our doctors to begin the process of fertilizing those eggs. ...